Monday, February 12, 2007
You Can't Handle The Truth!
Looks like Pauly's up to his old tricks again. First, Slick Rick donates his folding poker table to the store.
Less than a week later...Paul claims the "leg just broke". Yep, after nearly twenty years of constant use and being hauled to every poker party Rick ever attended...the leg just gave out...and it wasn't even being used at the time! Must have been the gale-force winds created by the ceiling fan that did it.
Next up...table lighters #1 AND #2. Again, no better story than "they just broke". Are you sensing a pattern here?
Well, we finally replaced the broken down poker table with a nice wooden foldup version...complete with matching wooden folding chairs. Chepokas arrived as we were setting it up and the chairs passed the "Biscuits Test". We were in business...and feeling mighty good about ourselves.
Then came yesterday.
Mike got a call from Paul. Guess what? Bad news on the folding chair front. Paul sat down and "it just broke". Yep, the chairs that withstood the two live hogs living in Steves pants...crumbled beneath the massive girth of Pauly. In his defense, another customer has come forward to claim responsibility.
Sorry for doubting you, Buddy.
Less than a week later...Paul claims the "leg just broke". Yep, after nearly twenty years of constant use and being hauled to every poker party Rick ever attended...the leg just gave out...and it wasn't even being used at the time! Must have been the gale-force winds created by the ceiling fan that did it.
Next up...table lighters #1 AND #2. Again, no better story than "they just broke". Are you sensing a pattern here?
Well, we finally replaced the broken down poker table with a nice wooden foldup version...complete with matching wooden folding chairs. Chepokas arrived as we were setting it up and the chairs passed the "Biscuits Test". We were in business...and feeling mighty good about ourselves.
Then came yesterday.
Mike got a call from Paul. Guess what? Bad news on the folding chair front. Paul sat down and "it just broke". Yep, the chairs that withstood the two live hogs living in Steves pants...crumbled beneath the massive girth of Pauly. In his defense, another customer has come forward to claim responsibility.
Sorry for doubting you, Buddy.
# posted by Cigar Jones @ 6:12 AM 
