Saturday, September 09, 2006
Connor Is Colorado Bound
It is with heavy heart that I report our beloved friend, Connor Martin, is moving to Colorado. Connor has been a fixture at Cigar Jones since Day One. His vast knowledge of wine, poker and kitchen equipment maintenance contracts will be sorely missed. For those of you that don't know Connor as well as we do...here's a few factoids:
Connor is the only customer that has a poker hand named for him...the dreaded 7-2 offsuit.
Despite his reputation, the Connor Martin eats few, if any mosquitoes. Numerous studies have revealed that he prefers larger, more energetically-rewarding, insects such as dragonflies, damselflies, butterflies, moths, grasshoppers, katydids, mayflies, cicadas, beetles, flies, wasps, midges, and flying ants.
Connor has overcome many hurdles in life.
Connor is involved in a wide variety of activities. It's one of the main reasons he's relocating to Colorado. Among his favorite pastimes are hockey and barrel racing.
Connor is a voracious reader. Let's see what book is on his nightstand this week.
Seriously, we're gonna' miss you, Connor. You were such an easy target. Keep in touch, Butt Ticket!
Connor is the only customer that has a poker hand named for him...the dreaded 7-2 offsuit.
Despite his reputation, the Connor Martin eats few, if any mosquitoes. Numerous studies have revealed that he prefers larger, more energetically-rewarding, insects such as dragonflies, damselflies, butterflies, moths, grasshoppers, katydids, mayflies, cicadas, beetles, flies, wasps, midges, and flying ants.
Connor has overcome many hurdles in life.
Connor is involved in a wide variety of activities. It's one of the main reasons he's relocating to Colorado. Among his favorite pastimes are hockey and barrel racing.
Connor is a voracious reader. Let's see what book is on his nightstand this week.
Seriously, we're gonna' miss you, Connor. You were such an easy target. Keep in touch, Butt Ticket!
# posted by Cigar Jones @ 7:04 AM 
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best blog ever (the dave matthews one is funny) HAHAHAHAH butt ticket is a gay cowboy!
# posted by 
: 1:19 PM
: 1:19 PM
"The Connor" Very few people have been beaten by the connor. I am one of them. I have a king, Queen of clubs and I go "all in". Connor calls me with the 7,2 off suit. No face cards on the flop, forth street, or the river. But a 2 comes up and a pair of duces beat me. What an Embarrassment. Moral of the story. Blind luck trumps blantant stupidity ever time.
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
you guys are to funny. seriously, gay cowboy association? where do you find this stuff?
ya'll rock! keep em burning.
The ticket... signing off
ya'll rock! keep em burning.
The ticket... signing off
# posted by : 10:30 AM
: 10:30 AM
the ticket,SHUT UP! its funny casue its all true! "keep em burnin" thats cute! eat ass
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